Back to Viagra and Cialis. They always advise you to ask your Doctor if you are healthy enough for sex. I can just imagine a guy in the utmost fires of passion, ready willing and not being able. He takes a pill. Suddenly he's ready, willing and able. He picks up his cell phone and calls his doctor.
"Sorry, Doctor Jones plays golf on Wednesdays."
He calls the golf course:
"Is Doctor Jones there?"
He hears a buzz like Charlie Brown's teacher talking to him on the phone, then Doctor Jones answers:
"This is Doctor Jones, can I help you?"
"Yeah, Doc, Am I healthy enough for sex?"
An hour later, Doctor Jones comes through the bedroom door, hits him between the eyes with a nine iron and says firmly,
"NO".